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Lyrical Spiritual 20


I'm in a strange place.
As 2013 is slowly becoming a wrap.
While I'm sipping on this lukewarm drink,
Writing words that are stamped on my brain while I think.

The left and the right are having a showdown.
Both throwing jabs and cheap shots for the knockdown.
Similar how those that see you as a threat do to you,
Just because they have nothing else to do.

Well maybe they do...live their own lives?
Yet, your light shedding in their peripheral is a visual hazard.
It shouldn't be but thus is how ding-dongs process.
Turning into LA Police as they taze, detain and look for a confess.

Making you feel like utter shit...don't worry they do it to others as well.
Walking and spiting daily towards others demoting them into empty shells.
Throwing a book of assaults and insults that will make the DEA jealous.
You sit at the table feeling the effects.

So what do you do? Take it and swallow the negativity?
Or morph into the beast from within for all to see?
If you can't tell which option is the right answer.
Then after the evaluation...you have been infected with the cancer.

People think a slap on the wrist will stop the abuse?
Fuck that.
Rather rip a hole, play slap box with the corpse, and drop the world on 'em.
While standing with a slim smile as the sun shines brighter.

Thumbs up, pat on the back, and encouragement from the peers.
As another hater has disappeared.
Don't sit back and live through tough times like a drenched log.
Transform into a solider and when it's crunch time...fire towards the dreaded C.O.G.

C.O.G.= Crap Offenders Guild.
Yeah, it's as special as the ones in their ranks.
With soldiers looking to eliminate the hate they scroll upon.
The ranks will be as diminished as the NBA team in Utah.

This buzz is starting to fade.
So I need to wrap it before the buzzer sounds is made.
Ohy Yoy Yoy...I'll just maintain this flow.
And print and sign off like so...

Like Kendrick Lamar spit in that famous verse on 'Control'.
Go in 2014 with control over yourself.
Wave a bird or two to those haters and doubters of yours.
And you'll show another with the success during your tour.

Keep busting ass and get in position to break those walls down.
Don't quit even when you fall head first to the ground.
The New Year is Almost Here...how will you take Control?

For if control is lost, then you become lost looking for a portal.
Yet with control, you have the power to turn immortal.

Cheers.


Merry Christmas!!!



From one goofball to another...

wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!

Also...HUMP DAY!!!

Whoop! Whoop!

Get Out Of My Stocking! (On Tap 118)

Ahh Monday...oh crap! I need to go Christmas shopping!!!
Allo Hello people of the interwebs! As the sun rises and the rain pours from the Monday skies on my side of the spectrum, just wanted to say Allo Hello as another week has started!

Now only if I didn't forget my umbrella...
Or Hat...

Anywho, I believe myself falls into the category of "O.M.G. why does the weekend have to end this quickly?!?! Grrr..." Mine was rather festive and entertaining to say the least. From VCU absolutely obliterating Virginia Tech in the Holiday Hoops Classic (GO RAMS!) to all the celebrating that took place during and after the game to spending time with friends and their loved ones as they celebrated Christmas.

HAVOC!!! Best. Christmas. Gift. Ever!
Even got some unexpected gifts which wowed me. It's amazing how much love and joy people can dish out to you at one sitting. Especially during the holidays; aye, I'm thankful for being thought of.

Twas' a very awesome weekend in the neighborhood. Even tried absinthe for brunch and that definitely got me in the holiday spirit so to speak haha. All of the licorice and sugar along with a nice buzzy feeling for the win!

You're a buzzed one Mr. Grinch..

Speaking of Grinches...he probably thought he got to me and my small beating heart work-wise since I'll be on the clock most of this week. But with great power comes great responsibility...and I'm wearing my Link shirt today so I must be one powerful B.A.M.F. to take this head on! 

Another challenge will be getting all this last minute Christmas shopping done later. As long as the crowd of shopping zombies doesn't get so large that I get overwhelmed and have to pull a Dead Rising scenario...I just want to get in, get my gifts and get out.

Giggity.

Well let me get to work on Monday. She is quite feisty this morning and I'm gonna need her to calm down a tad.

(Throws a vase towards my head)

Hey what did I tell you about that???

Let's get down to business peoples! And maybe get down at the local dance floor after you finish off your objectives.

Enjoy Your Day folks. Make Your Move.

118...!

"Brush that dirt off your shoulder and go get yourself some! We got some ceilings to break today!"

-Kazie

(Kazie's Daily Musical: "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)

Lyrical Spiritual 19.


Yawn...
It's Friday already???
Well this is breaking news on the good side of the bed.
As my eyes open in response to a new day.

Man, this week was rather intense in difficulty.
Similar to Dark Souls.
With sprinkled moments of hilarity and spirit boosters around.
Except with the weather turned cold.

Alas, Mother Nature is on a rather odd period this week.
Actually...maybe her period extended through 365.
70 degrees in December?? 85 in January???
I'm not complaining...it's a nice change to October.
But I think Nature may need to go to the doctor.

Along with December, people are doing last minute shopping.
As I raise my hand is well.
I blame lack of fundings as to why I'm going to mall hell.
But I shall rise through the hellfire and brimstone.
And cruise through the wrapping cuffs and toy tombstones.

Hopefully with gifts...not from and to me.
Remember folks...It's better to give than receive.

Cheers. 

HAVOC Made Me Hump!


Allo Hello people of the Interwebs! Hope your Hump Day is a-humping in the correct posture, form and is full of energy this morning!

Oh yea...Whoop! Whoop!

A little bit on the sluggish side upon my alarm ring a-ling! ring a-linging! at well...not sunrise because it's still dark at 5 AM. And chilly...brrr. Anywho, I blame Tuesday for the sluggishness; also HAVOC! Lots and lots of HAVOC!

GO RAMS!

Anywho, yesterday was grand. Now let's see what Wednesday has in store.
After all...it is Hump Day. So shouldn't be all that bad!

And here's this week's quotable trio!


"In order to change the world, you have to get your head together first."
-Jimi Hendrix

"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."
-Eminem

"Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when your riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!"
-Bob Marley

Viva La Hump Day!

(Kazie's Daily Musical: "Fast Lane" by Bad Meets Evil)

Start On The Good Foot (On Tap 117)

Time To Rise And Conquer. And also clean up that morning breath...

Allo Hello people of the interwebs! It's time to get ready for a new challenge in the version of Monday arising to wake you up from your weekend slumber.

Or lack there of. Sorry. Party Rockin'.

Was your weekend all you were hoping for and thensome? It was a tad busy for this guy but overall it was a pretty productive one. Along with spending the last moments of it in attempts of hibernation to regain all the z's I lost over the weekend. And by hibernation...literally I had about 6 blankets wrapped around my grizzly skin. Don't poke the bear when he is cold...or running on insomnia. Not the smartest of moves...

But Yeah! Monday...I can hear your enthusiasm through the computer screen. Maybe it's because I'm wired differently than the majority of you but I don't understand why Mondays "suck". I mean yeah...back in the days as a younger lad I would cringe at the thought of waking up Monday and having to go to school, uggghhh horrifying nightmare come true right??

Memories...

Now that I've grown a little taller along with now sporting a fashionable beard and fauxhawk combo on my face...smashing...I've learned to think that Mondays don't really suck as much as everyone tries to make it. It's a fresh start, the first round, a warm-up to a new challenge and opportunity for you to make an impact. Yes...it can suck in the way that you might struggle out of the gates. Which isn't a bad thing since it's the first time.

Nah...you progress through the week getting better and better and better each day then Friday come where we say Cheers! and celebrate because the weekend is upon once again!

But in order for that to happen, you got to start the week off. And we both know that you can dig Friday right? So don't go into a fresh start thinking that it's gonna suck...go into it with some optimism and be productive without placing un- in front of it.

Who knows...Monday might be the best day of the week after all.
Well at least until you have your morning joe or sugar or maybe both...

And on that energetic note...let's get this week started! Have a good one everybody!
Make Your Move.

117...!

"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day."

-Bob Feller

(Kazie's Daily Musical: "Legacy" by Eminem)

Lyrical Spiritual 18.


Allo Hello ladies and gentlemen.
Let me re-introduce the man behind this pen.
Now I’m back home…lyrically so to speak.
Taking time outside the pad while my pen weeps.
Wondering 5 W’s mixed with a how.
As I went to accomplish a thing or two.

But I’m back not for the sake of making a return.
Then logging out for another monthly disappearing act.
Nah…I have returned with writings, quotes and facts.
Inspiration that will kill misery with a blazing glare.
Along with an IDGAF that paralyzed demonic bears.

Wait…bears? Demonic?? That sounds insane!
Well you kind of have to when you have no brain.
J/K. Or am I? More than likely I am…
What’s it to ya? Looking for clues similar to Sam-I-Am.

One fish, Two Fish then a Red mixed with Blue.
Put it together and you got Purple along with a miscue.
Spreading creative motivation like wildfire across the land.
With nothing but an open cranium and ink upon my hand.

This young fella accomplished a goal,
That little lady did as well.
What have you accomplished this week?
Can we all celebrate and ring your bell?

Or did you have a week on cruise control?
No windows down or the radio up either…
Because it’s broken. Just like your poise.
Shattered similar to those broken dreams on the inside.
That you didn’t ignite because you let the light die.

Slap one, Punch two, Kick three, Stomp four.
Don’t let that light burn.
Fear nothing and take chances…what’s the worse can happen?
You fail. Boo-hoo. Patch up, press start and try again.

Enough evidence on the stand that I’m back?
Want some more DLC to confirm it’s true?
Well my server is shutting down due to maximum capacity.
As the last one rolls out the factory.

Until we meet again on On Tap,
Maybe even the Daily.
Or even the next Spiritual.
I bid a Whoop! Whoop! Combined with a cocktail.

For the weekend is here.
And we need to get acquainted.


Cheers.