It's a tad bit chilly in this world of ice.
Everything warm and fuzzy dropping down on sight.
Similar to a Rock Bottom through a table with force from the Attitude Era.
This cold front has definitely socked it to ya.
I would have said Suck It! but I'm trying to keep it PG.
Wait me? PG?? I think I need to get out of these nosebleeds.
This feature sucks from this angle, I'll sneak into the front row.
Passing security like Splinter Cell so I can get a better look at the show.
Today's Feature Presentation. Finally, the ads have come and long gone.
No, I don't want to have an Executive Spray Tan Party...
I came to see Angels fights Devils in the Unholy Battle Royal.
Instead I have a rather orange sprayed lump of coal.
Can I just see the show??? My popcorn is turning stale.
So is this fluff on the ground as it transforms to ice.
There you go. You can put that in your Big Gulp Drink.
While I begin this week's lecture on what I thou think.
Ahem.
My hands are lukewarm sitting on this podium.
Actually more like a school desk sitting in Calculus.
Doodling on the wood, instead of writing today's equations.
Awaiting the bell for lunch block. My French Fries await like a + b = c.
Teachers saying "Look At This Kid. He Will Be Just Like The Rest."
Oh that's sharp. Care to add a little more bass from your chest?
The judgment shooting rounds like a raygun trying to unlock a U.A.V.
Spraying anywhere across the map because you can't see me.
Today's Lesson: It's Okay To Be Different.
Nothing wrong with being the oddball surrounded by drones.
Be Yourself, Be You, Don't Be Another Carbon Copy.
Unless you actually are a carbon copy then by all means press CTRL + C.
Ohy vey. Man oh Man!
You don't need to go on the same road as others.
In fact you may not need a road at all.
Some go left, some may go right, others may make a U-Turn.
As long as your on a path...see that asphalt? Make it Burn.
All the answers won't be found in that Social Studies textbook.
Or in the college ruled 3 subjects notebook.
You gotta do some work along with some exploration to find what makes you...well you.
But I don't know 5 W's and a H on how to do!
This is called Life. It has a variety of lessons for you to learn.
With a mixture of examples, questions, multiple-choice and the occasional problem solving.
As you level up knowledge, you also start finding your likes and dislikes amongst the madness.
Which will help you move you further away from eternal sadness.
So take the wheel. Set it on cruise control and look at today's lessons.
Within those lectures are some pretty important messages.
Don't be a retard and skip.
Because the teacher will make you take pop-quizzes for those that you "missed".
Alright kids, your 1 hour delay is up and the bell is about to ring.
Aye, grab your hoodie off the chair. You're gonna need the warmth.
Get out a pen and piece of paper. Time For A Quiz!
What Will You Learn Today To Make Your Future A Brighter Showbiz?
Cheers.
