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The Daily: This Ain't Wisconsin...

People wish it was that warm right about now...
A rather chilly good morning to you all.

Instead of waking up to a winter wonderland, I woke up to a rather freezing...ummm...wonderland? Well I guess for me it's a wonderland considering that I don't have to go anywhere today.

As for others, I think it's a pretty safe bet that it's more like a 8 degrees freezing nightmare to them as they step out wearing layers on top of layers along with their fashionable scarfs and hats.

More like a winter fashion show on wheels.

The mindblowing thing from this shocking weather predicament: some kids got a 2 hour delay from school today. Because it's cold. Not because the school broke down or a lack of teachers or chemical spill in the cafeteria...because it's cold.

Wish I had that privilege back in grade school.

Somewhere in Wisconsin or Michigan or Minnesota people are laughing hysterically by the turn of events down south where people are freaking out as if the world completely froze over. And I don't blame 'em...pretty hysterical stuff.

Oh look at that! Your 2 hour delay is up...get to school. I'll be heading to the kitchen.

Enjoy Your Tuesday and Don't Forget Your Scarf!

"You need a wake up call? Take your zombified self outside, take one step and take a deep breath. Welcome to Tuesday! Now go back inside and grab a coat!"

-Kazie

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